I didn’t watch the Oscar’s, because personally, I was busy having a life/dinner/sex/sleep. Who’s got time to wait up all night just for the joy of seeing Jennifer Lawrence finally flip the camera off? But the following morning, I did dig into the post-show news while slamming back my Red Bull breakfast. Mmmm, mmm good! … Continue reading »
Author Archives: Christie Walsh
Abortion After Rape Called “Tampering with Evidence” – Are You F-ing Kidding Me?
I was just doing my afternoon not-work, when I came upon an article alerting me that Republicans are trying to pass a controversial new bill in New Mexico. What could New Mexico be up to? Maybe something gun related? Maybe some racist action on the border? Maybe something about praying and church and how could … Continue reading »
Being Funny When Nothing’s Funny
Like many Americans, ever since the tragedy last Friday, I’ve been watching and reading countless new stories about the Newtown school shooting. It seems the entire nation is struggling with a deep sorrow, for those children and teachers, for their families, and for America. Many of us feel anger at those who stand in the … Continue reading »
Manifesto: Be Your Own Lena Dunham
In the past couple of years, women have gained so many great, new heroes. Thank god, because I was really getting tired of Oprah—we get it, you have a lot of favorite things! For me, my recent female heroes have come in the forms of Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and Mindy Kalhling. Sure there are other amazing … Continue reading »
Ex-Sorority Sister Assures You: Most Party Themes Are Offensive… To Women
As former Penn State Greek, it came as no surprise that my news feed blew up yesterday with some new publicity from my controversial, but much-loved Alma-mater. As we Penn Staters always say, “WE ARE… always in the press for something embarrassing.” Everyone seemed to be in shock that the Chi Omega sorority participated in … Continue reading »
Kate Middleton is Preggers: Four Reasons Why You MUST Care!
Hello boys and girls, men and women, pre-and-post-op-transsexuals, and anyone else I left out! Sorry I’ve been such a terrible blogger. The first thing that happened was my grandparent’s house was destroyed in Hurricane Sandy and I spent a week with my family helping them clean up. The second thing that happened is I spent … Continue reading »
Post-Election Hangover?
Woohoo, OBAMA WON! Sorry for the delayed post, but I’ve been celebrating Big-O’s win all week-long, mostly with Pumpkin Spice Latte’s and catching up on “Walking Dead.” But indeed, Obama won and we can get ready for four more years of moving forward and not wearing mandatory Mormon underwear… maybe that wasn’t a threat, but … Continue reading »
Romney LOVES Giving Microphones to Crazy, Old, White Men!
There are not many things I love about Mitt Romney, but I do love the way his campaign just won’t stop letting crazy, old, white men take over (but FYI if he is president, he’s going to let a bunch of crazy old white men take over for realz). We all remember Clint Eastwood’s RNC … Continue reading »
Debate Alternatives Worth Watching
Now that the third and final presidential debate is over, I have to let you guys know something: That was a total waste of time. I know you’re all feeling really proud of yourselves for watching something that isn’t Honey Boo Boo, Breaking Bad, or Walking Dead (those are the only shows I am aware … Continue reading »
An Ode to Catcallers
Thank you, gentleman on the street. Today felt boring, normal, and then you said, “Damn, that booty!” and I knew I put on the right pair of pants. I know it looks like I’m picking up my pace to get away from you, but inside I’m smiling, glowing, so glad you noticed my back-end. Thank … Continue reading »
