There are not many things I love about Mitt Romney, but I do love the way his campaign just won’t stop letting crazy, old, white men take over (but FYI if he is president, he’s going to let a bunch of crazy old white men take over for realz). We all remember Clint Eastwood’s RNC … Continue reading »
Monthly Archives: October 2012
Debate Alternatives Worth Watching
Now that the third and final presidential debate is over, I have to let you guys know something: That was a total waste of time. I know you’re all feeling really proud of yourselves for watching something that isn’t Honey Boo Boo, Breaking Bad, or Walking Dead (those are the only shows I am aware … Continue reading »
An Ode to Catcallers
Thank you, gentleman on the street. Today felt boring, normal, and then you said, “Damn, that booty!” and I knew I put on the right pair of pants. I know it looks like I’m picking up my pace to get away from you, but inside I’m smiling, glowing, so glad you noticed my back-end. Thank … Continue reading »
Top 10 Things To Do Instead of Watching Tonight’s VP Debate
Let’s face it, America, nobody needs to watch the debate tonight. The Vice Presidential debate is the WNBA of debates. And sure, this debate might be pretty good for a Vice Presidential match-up, but did you catch the latest Indiana Fever vs. Connecticut Sun game? I think not. Frankly, listening to Joe Biden debate Paul Ryan … Continue reading »
Jeez, Barack! You’re SO NEEDY (But Still Super Amazing)!
Dear President Barack Obama, Thanks for being one of my most dedicated e-pen pals, on par with JCrew and Gap.com. It’s real sweet of you to be full-time composing emails to me, almost as often as my retired dad who keeps me aware of all his workouts, meals, and BMs (today, he’s had 2, 3, … Continue reading »
