The Emmys all about glitz and glam… and education! Duh! So here are the top 10 lessons we learned at the Emmys. If you missed the Emmys you can consider this your quick study guide, so nobody thinks you’re weird when you completely fail at elevator small talk (Though I’m not sure why you missed it. … Continue reading »
Monthly Archives: September 2012
Breaking News: Amanda Bynes Still Exists!
Recently, the media has been buzzing with news about Amanda Bynes’ crazy antics, but they are missing the real story here: Amanda Bynes still exists! Amanda Bynes IMDb page is front-loaded in the 90′s and early 2000′s. If you’re like me/born in the 80′s, you too long for the days when the world was first … Continue reading »
Dear Kate Middleton… Show Us Your Tits!
Dear Kate Middleton, How’s it going, Mids? Oh yeah, I guess not so great. I heard about the drama with your topless pictures getting published by the Italian magazine, Closer. We peasants are sitting on the edge of our (cheap Ikea) seats, just waiting to see how this controversy works out—because it’s not like there’s … Continue reading »
Holy Pop- Britney Spears is on TV! (Unfortunately, On The X Factor)
If you can still perfectly describe Britney Spears’ naughty schoolgirl outfit from Baby One More Time, if you think of Britney in her MTV awards flesh-colored body suit every time you need pre-vaca diet inspiration, if you can do the dance to Opps! I Did It Again in your sleep (and perform it every time you … Continue reading »
Class Off: Kardashians vs. Honey Boo Boo
Kris Jenner recently took time out of managing the Kardashian family tabloid content business to put down America’s hefty new darlings over on TLC, the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo tribe. A source close to Kris told (his holiness) Perez Hilton, “To say Kris is not a fan of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is an understatement. She … Continue reading »
